Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Randomize
