It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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