Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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