So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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