p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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