It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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