i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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