therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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