My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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