We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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