I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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