Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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