I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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