there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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