But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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