she was so not down for the gang bang
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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