so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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