All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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