Having a random hookup so left but love u
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There are leaves in my underwear?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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