I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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