Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
handjob tips. give me some.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
