she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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