so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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