It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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