But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
