i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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