Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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