let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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