time to smoke my breakfast
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She needs sedatives and a leash
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
