i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we have pet lesbian snakes
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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