But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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