is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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