guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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