David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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