is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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