i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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