So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
