that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
