Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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