Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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