i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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