I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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