Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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