Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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