I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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