I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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