adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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