Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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