He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
God, I missed his penis.
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