WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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