3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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