im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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