Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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