it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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