Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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