you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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