Please, let me fuck your mom
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
