We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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