And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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