Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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