and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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