there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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